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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

How does a person become transgender?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

watchOS 26 Moves Latest Apple Watch Models to New Architecture - MacRumors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes