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Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
How does a person become transgender?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes